So... the problem is, you had one too many last night, Stella just wouldn't leave you alone.

What do you do to pick yourself up again?

Options are:

* Hair of the dog (Most popular choice, but problem will still be there tomorrow)
* Paracetomol (Doesn't really help that much)
* The AbersochHeads Hangover Cure!

Yes here at AbersochHeads we have devised a step-by-step guide, with photographs!
On how to make the ultimate hangover cure!

Important Note: If you are a Vegetarian, please do not proceed with this article. Some of the pictures may upset you.

Ok, let's get started. First of all you need to make sure you have the correct ingredients:

Ingredients

* Unsmoked rindless back bacon
* 2 Eggs
* Sausages (Lincolnshire used in this example)
* Mushrooms
* 2 Slices of full fat white bread (Warburtons)
* Ketchup
* Salt & Pepper
* Lard (Nothing healthy like Olive Oil)
* And of course a bottle of Lucozade to wash it down with...

Optional ingredients (Added by Request)
* Black Pudding
* Tomatoes (Grilled)
* Red Bull
* Baked Beans (Added at the request of Jugs)

Step 1:
Place Sausages and Bacon under the grill on a Med-High heat for approx 10mins, making sure you turn them half way through.

Sausages & Bacon before

Step 2:
Whilst the meat is cooking, put plenty of oil in a frying pan, heat oil and as it starts to get hot put your eggs in.

Eggs

Step 4:
Shortly after slice your mushrooms up and put them in with your eggs.

Eggs & Mushrooms

Step 5:
After about 10 minutes take your Sausage and bacon from under the grill and at the same time, take your eggs and mushrooms out of the frying pan and put your 2 slices of bread in. Turn the heat up.

                          Sausages and Bacon cooked ------------ Bread in frying pan and hot oil

Step 6:
If you've done it right, your fried bread should look something like this.

Fried bread

Final Step:
Presentation. Lob it all on a plate and hey presto! you have the AbersochHeads Ultimate Hangover Cure! Note the perfect size of peppercorns, this is due to a correctly calibrated pepper mill which is critical.

Eat you heart out Jamie Oliver!!!

Health Note: Eating this regularly will most definitely clog up your arteries and is basically not very good for you. Therefore AbersochHeads take no responsibility whatsoever for anyone who attempts this recipe.
On a more positive note, it does taste Fantastic!